Hey went to the … Hey went to the Alamo today, since today is the last day of summer for me. It seems there is a basement in the alamo gift shop. I asked the tour guide and he asked me if I had seen this movie. lol
Many things are … Many things are wrong with this scene.. since the alamo is considered sacred ground, it is always suggested at the door for everyone to take off their hat. Also the tour is nothing like this…well..not anymore.. they took the corn part out now lol. And I have checked again..there is no basement.. There is supply shed though.. and for some reason people on the tour know where ozzy peed on the alamo. They forgot the gift shop, which people usually go to after the tour.
Watch the tourist … Watch the tourist with the cowboy hat and moustache. He gets WAAAY too into the tour, especially when they say “adobe” and “buenos dias.” LOL
“Vapid mirth.” I … “Vapid mirth.” I love that phrase. And your insight about the obvious non-Texan with a cowboy hat: I totally hadn’t thought of that, but it’s perfect… and I did find myself wearing a lei in Florida (at a ty luau) a week or two ago.
I could watch this … I could watch this a bazillion times and still want moremoremore…that expression contrast has always killed me, too…rolling-back-in-the-head eyes vs. vapid mirth inches away…the guy’s probably umed to be from Michigan or something, but wearing the cowboy hat (and, surely, boots) since he’s in TX. Like Ohioans wearing leis and flowery Hawaiian garb all week/packing in EVERY group tour possible during their week-long Honolulu stay. Oh, thank my parents hated these as much as I did !
Pee Wee’s … Pee Wee’s expressions… absolutely, -your-pants funny, especially in contrast to the older, moustached guy in the cowboy hat (the one doing a brilliant rendition of idiot tourist enthusiasm-on-command). Love this more, each time I watch it.
Pee-Wee travels to the Alamo in search of his stolen bicycle. Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
“Do we have any …
“Do we have any Mexican americans with us today? Well Buenas Diaz!”
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Hey went to the …
Hey went to the Alamo today, since today is the last day of summer for me. It seems there is a basement in the alamo gift shop. I asked the tour guide and he asked me if I had seen this movie. lol
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Lol.. I am just …
Lol.. I am just being dumb
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
First time seeing a …
First time seeing a movie?
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
??? 1:02-1:03 she …
??? 1:02-1:03 she was in from of the cage, and in 1:11 she’s suddenly behind the cage???
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Many things are …
Many things are wrong with this scene.. since the alamo is considered sacred ground, it is always suggested at the door for everyone to take off their hat. Also the tour is nothing like this…well..not anymore.. they took the corn part out now lol. And I have checked again..there is no basement.. There is supply shed though.. and for some reason people on the tour know where ozzy peed on the alamo. They forgot the gift shop, which people usually go to after the tour.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
It’s awful the only …
It’s awful the only time I’ve been to the Alamo, all I kept thinking was where is the basement and A-DOH-BEE.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Tina say it with me …
Tina say it with me “A DOPEY TOUR”
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Adoooobe!
Adoooobe!
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
can u say that with …
can u say that with me A D O B E
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
It doesn’t get any …
It doesn’t get any better than this. Period.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Watch the tourist …
Watch the tourist with the cowboy hat and moustache. He gets WAAAY too into the tour, especially when they say “adobe” and “buenos dias.” LOL
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
lol, look at the …
lol, look at the expression of the man in the right when theyre all going to say buenos dias
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
One of my favorite …
One of my favorite parts of the movie
“Inez is holding a clay pot that she seems really proud of” lol
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Do we have any …
Do we have any Mexican Americans with us today? Well Buenos Dias.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Do I hear someone’s …
Do I hear someone’s stomach growling? LMAO.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Jan=Tina
Jan=Tina
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
“Vapid mirth.” I …
“Vapid mirth.” I love that phrase. And your insight about the obvious non-Texan with a cowboy hat: I totally hadn’t thought of that, but it’s perfect… and I did find myself wearing a lei in Florida (at a ty luau) a week or two ago.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
I could watch this …
I could watch this a bazillion times and still want moremoremore…that expression contrast has always killed me, too…rolling-back-in-the-head eyes vs. vapid mirth inches away…the guy’s probably umed to be from Michigan or something, but wearing the cowboy hat (and, surely, boots) since he’s in TX. Like Ohioans wearing leis and flowery Hawaiian garb all week/packing in EVERY group tour possible during their week-long Honolulu stay. Oh, thank my parents hated these as much as I did !
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Pee Wee’s …
Pee Wee’s expressions… absolutely, -your-pants funny, especially in contrast to the older, moustached guy in the cowboy hat (the one doing a brilliant rendition of idiot tourist enthusiasm-on-command). Love this more, each time I watch it.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Why does she take …
Why does she take her gum out at the END of the tour? Shouldn’t she have done that at the start???
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
It’s BOTH!
It’s BOTH!
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
hahahahaha I …
hahahahaha I thought I was the only one!!! He’s so over-eager about the tour!
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
Geez, lighten up. …
Geez, lighten up. This is just supposed to be a parody of how cheesy tour guides can be.
August 21st, 2009 at 3:39 am
i love that line …
i love that line too, falstaff. This scene kills me every time–just never gets old !